Human Test For People Who Work In An Office

Opublikowany 31 sty 2020
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Komentarze

  • 6:06. Yes.

  • Some of these apply to school/classes.

  • That one where you said something similar to: Are you thankful that you have a job where someone needs you and a place that makes sense when everything is crashing down? Hit me DEEP in the feels T_T Thank you work

  • Me, with only four points: Oh good, I was worried there for a minute I'd actually pass something for once.

  • zefrank1 is possibly the most amazingly human presenter on PLthrow. I have watched hundreds of his postings and enjoyed every one of them immensely

  • I once had to share a fun fact about myself in an orientation meeting, so I told them that I was 37 years old and had never paid money for a couch in my life. Someone in the back of the room started to slow clap.

  • I've worked a lot of lousy jobs. Some would probably give Mike Rowe a run for his money! But!!! Never have I ever subjected myself to the dreaded cubicle!!! I really can't understand why people would voluntarily chose such a soul crushing life!?

  • Have your ever been asked by the colleagues what you always wanted to do with them for a team building event and you thought real hard for a while before responding "Honestly ... I don't want to have to do anything with you after work." Guess a month later I quit. Best decision ever. ... second best. Divorce was better.

  • I listen to you because you have a funny explanation of things and I love your goofy personality. Makes learning fun even at my age. Candy

  • The soothing voice just adds to the existential crisis everyone just had.

  • What if you answered no to all questions?!

  • No

  • I think I'm human. I'm might just be a robot with human feelings. hah edit: do robots like to drink themselves to sleep?

  • Oof. This one hits too close to home, except for the bagel thing.

    • haha, just in the first part most of these are true except I keep my own favorite pen with me and never worked somewhere with a "bagel day" but even if it had happened you have to be a real douche-canoe to man handle a food and leave part left for someone else not related (family, wife, girlfriend) to eat it.

  • 😂

  • I wonder if there's a human test for people who work from home now

  • Writers that have nailed reading their own material, check out Nick Offerman; Paddle your own canoe. That narration is almost edible. Weird, I know.

  • Edifying even

  • had a funny thing happen in a bathroom in highschool... was always weird about public bathrooms because letting it all fly seems pretty embarrassing with a stranger right next to you... well I was holding one in and waiting for the other guy to leave... problem was he was also waiting for me to leave... and one of us recognized the other's shoes and was like "oh hey is that you?" "yea, man is that you" well, lets just say we ceremoniously released all the pent up dookie and had a laugh later. Also 4:37 you have no idea how much joy it brings me that I might have bad time management skills but damn it I can time anything in the microwave perfectly... in fact I don't even type in the real time I want. I just blast it to like a whole minute or 2 or whatever and just stop it when I know it's done lol

  • I felt like the ad fish was staring farther into my soul than I ever thought possible...... now I'm all freaked out......

  • I wish Zefrank posted more I miss this type of real life content, & the amazing soothing voice is just the icing on top. Zefrank dominates the voice-over game. I come back monthly to watch some grade A Zefrank Videos. &I don't work in a office but the bathroom one with the explosive diarrhea is extremely accurate for so many people at my workplace, not for me I will blow it down and let everyone know. But I will notice ppl trying to cover up their farts & splashes by flushing the toilet like we can't smell tht disaster tht have released.

  • Hand sanitizer dude was ahead of the times

  • Don't you hate it when someone forgot to grab their food in the microwave and it keeps beeping.

  • Yes

  • If 5 of these applied to you, you need to get a different job. Try construction.

  • Have you ever been human...

  • looking this video after everything it makes me miss all these moments (good and bad)

  • Yes! Apparently I'm human! But only at work.

  • Thank goodness you made 5 of these. I finally have conclusive proof that I'm human! The first 4 had me a little worried...

  • I'm the guy who enjoys the bottom of an everything bagel.

  • Yes. The Cock splash pants trying to make it better and shit frequency blocking courtesy flush was me. How can over 1M views only generate 55K likes? Denial. That's how.

  • 6 applied, I'm human

  • This is weird to watch after the shitshow that was 2020.

  • Oh god... why is this video so fitting?

  • 6:06 hurt like a nettle bouquet to the face.

  • This was right b4 covid hit, prophetically depressing

  • 1:28 oh fuck... guilty

  • I’ve never worked in an office, but I came up with a solid 17 positive answers. Not sure if ashamed or proud 🧐

  • I prefer the bottom of bagels 🤨

  • Is it just me ...sometimes ...I feel the way that little fishy looks .

  • This should not be for office workers only. This should be for everyone: 1) as a warning to those who wavering on whether to pursue their passion or "stability" 2) as a confirmation to those who chose their passion that they made the correct choice despite the challenges and naysayers Coz _gawd!_ did this make me glad I didn't end up with this kind of job! Kudos to those who can do this!

  • *Humanity Lost* _But I already know that anyways_

  • I am so glad that I don't work in an office.

  • My worst fear is working in an office like you're talking about. I would rather be a bum living on the street

  • Not gonna lie. Office life sounds like hell.

  • I dodn't even work in an office but all these have been ticked

  • I said no to all of these. These thoughts never even crossed my mind. I'm an alien. How about have you ever felt like you were surrounded by people that hate you for no reason? Or, has ccx snyone ever stood next to your cubicle and pretended to be talking about someone else but they are really talking about you and laughing? Remember when there were all those people on the news shooting people at work? I felt like that could have been me one day.

  • Oh.my.goodness. office life sucks so much. I hate my life. I had a colleague click his pen. Instead of asking him to stop I waited for him to leave and replaced all his click pens with capped pens. He also had a clackity keyboard he pounded one key at time... I replaced that with a quiet keyboard. Except this time he found the old keyboard in I.S. and carried with him every time he left his desk for over a month....

  • "Have you ever wondered how, after a meeting where everyone understood something entirely different, your company managed to achieve anything at all?" 😂😂😂

  • The pen thing...

  • that is the unhappiest looking fish ever.

  • Why am I crying?

  • So wonderful I even enjoyed the Audible commercial. Finally, beaurds, bibies, feesh. And that is how Zafrank. Do.

  • I couldn't imagine working somewhere that leaves out free food

  • ive masterd the art of stopping the microwave with 0 timer but before it beeps. wen i discovered this was possible it changed my life.

  • I left my cubicle job over 10 years ago and parts of this still hurt.

  • I worked at a call centre for 5 years and I've experienced ALL of these.

  • Oh, a US office

  • I work in office and had non of these ever. So... I am not a human?

  • I would like to unplug those. Not a lot. Just a little bit. And then drop an 18" steel rule horizontally into the gap. And then look everybody in the eye and pretend I didn't do it.

  • im a gardener,, guess that's make me not human =(

  • This did not age well for the remaining months of the year

  • My every office job burn in hell.

  • SOOOooo.. this is the new "I am not a robot" captcha? ... It's a bit long.

  • Ah shit. My cover is exposed

  • Imagine working from 9 to 5 🤪 and being okay about it🤣 even proud😂😂😂

  • I'm the person who likes the bottom of bagels.

  • Do you remember the moment you discovered that you were surrounded by askholes? Askhole (noun) -An askhole is basically a person who asks for your opinion or advice, yet never uses your advice and does the opposite of what you said to do. Askholes sometimes ask questions for the sake of asking questions or making conversation. They zone out when you supply an answer, and they always end up doing their own thing. -Fred Blumenberg

  • 0:50 Hey, it's me. I'm the guy who is excited for the bottom half of any bagel. Why? 90% of the time, the bagel is cut unevenly, leaving the bottom half with roughly 60% of the total mass of the bagel. A few ingredients is a fine sacrifice for a properly full bagel half.

  • “Fitter, happier...”

  • I always leave three seconds. Its the best number.

  • Have you ever viewed a narrated video which cleverly added a advertisement between parts 1 and 2 and had a urge to comment about it?

  • When the comedic channel makes you ugly cry randomly.

  • "Have you ever had a mountain of problems that you just bitch about instead of actually deal with?"

  • ✏x x x x x x x x x 📋

  • Who else had this thought? “Wait, I know that voice...” “It’s the DEAR KITTEN GUY! YESSS!”

  • I got good news boys. I'm a human

  • Not gonna lie, I had tears at the end. #Hooman

  • guess i'm not human.

  • I got a score of 1,1. *Laughs in monotone*

  • I dont work at an office, infact i dont work at all. Early retired at 25, so barely even worked at all. And i ansered yes to several of these questions haha !

  • The Human Fund Money, for people.

  • i am the bouncy knee man, my life feel empty when i force my knee to not bounce, it start again after 30sec without me knowing it.

  • I feel like this is directed at somebody

  • I took this test, and, according to the criteria OF the test, I am not human. I am going to take it that, accordingly, I am SUPER-human. Then again, the office-job of reference involved mostly fellow Navy veterans, and most of us U.S.N (Ret), which is an entirely different world.

  • They gotta be working at google!!

  • ....what am i?

  • this hits deep...

  • This feels so Kafkaesque and depressing. Glad I dropped out of college and started doing landscaping.

  • wait am i human? i don't work in a office and have never had a job yet i answered yes to 8 of them

  • I’m not human, then. But I almost always get “that 1 second left on the microwave!” 😄

  • I shall here claim my view rank as 999,999th viewer

  • Day trip to Buffalo!

  • I have worked my entire teen and adult life either building or demolishing things. I've never had an office job. Scoring a ZERO on this, I feel even more human.

  • 5:54 yes / no. Well wishes from 2020.

  • This is just high school

  • have you ever stud infront of the fridge and opend it just to close it and walk away ...

  • What if I didn't feel any of them? 🤔

  • 0 ... 0_0 we don´t have bagels, or snaks, or many things you said... also we are sinical bastards

  • This video could also be for school and not just work