Because of the quarantine, I was able to witness my puppy grow up. 🥰 I have, however, raised a clingy Shihtzu. 😪
Smelly babies killed me XD
That poor cat has seeeeeen some shiiiiit go dowwwwwn. Poor guy. (Also: Psst... the music is by Kevin MacLeod, but his website (which is his only requirement so you can use his music royalty-free) is spelled wrong in both places. It’s incompetech.com)
Bob bob b bob *bob* bob b bob
cat: oh god my murder plans dog: owner is home life good
can someone tell me the name of the animal at 00:20 please?
Ze Frank, please make a video on ferrets!
That was so freaking funny I had to watch it twice, 🤗I missed your videos💃💞please keep posting😎👍 We beg of you 🌌🙏you're the light at our pandemic tunnel🙌
I want to read the rest of the Shrimp's noir fiction novel.
OH THESE JOKES.
Bob Bob Bbob Bob BOB bbob Bob
I enjoyed this video because it is my dream to capture and keep every type of animal
The shrimp typing was incredible
I love the shrimp novelist. "Call me a sucker...but right then I knew I'd take the case..."
I often feel like Bob.
Can't believe we fell for the lockdown bullshit hoax. Never again.
isolation - all according to ISO9002021
God I love this channel so much
My dogs’ diaries look very similar... But they also like to occasionally trip me.
Bob's the best
Shrimp: "well then how did you knock?" Clam: "With my tongue" Shrimp: "Call me a sucker, but right then I knew I'd take the case" Me: LMAO!
when did i die? when the shrimp started typing.
I don’t get the joke with the fish Skinny Joe...? All he did was swim behind the tank ornament. Doesn’t make sense.
What are the tubes of joy for the cat?
My cat enjoyed your video, an likes to be alone.
And the times of this ignorance God winked at; but now commandeth all men every where to repent: (Acts 17:30 KJV) * * * * * I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish. (Luke 13:5 [KJV]) * * * * * The LORD is righteous in all his ways, and holy in all his works. The LORD is nigh unto all them that call upon him, to all that call upon him in truth. He will fulfil the desire of them that fear him: he also will hear their cry, and will save them. The LORD preserveth all them that love him: but all the wicked will he destroy. (Psalms 145:17-20 [KJV])
Tik Tok video in purgatory is my new favorite metaphor
legend has it Bob is still saying "bob" to this day
It's Like a tick-tock video in a purgatory🤣🤣
The cat entry is plagiarized, no?
Well, Frank... It is January, this too has not passed.
We in the comments should continue the shrimps story
I WANT MORE SHRIMP STORIES
How could anyone dislike this?
1:03 what is that kind of fish?
Who else has an aquarium and keeps it in anything but isolation
What is he referring to when he says "tubes of endless joy"?
Damn I love how much this channel has grown and changed to how it is.
Uploaded 9 MONTHS ago. Still here. Waiting to be released. The dog's happy tho. 😶
Haa! Yes please 👍
I liked it until he used the lords name in vain
I know someone already suggested Chapter 2 for the shrimp's noir novel - "Serial Kriller on the Loose". Might I also suggest the following? "Shell to Pay" "Your Sole is Mine" "Claw and Order" "Hot on the Tail" "Just For the Halibut"
I like Bob.
The prawn/shrimp novel part was nothing short of genius!
I cannot watch these at 2 am...I practically suffocate smothering my laughter in the pillow...tks!
Not for solitary animals!
wtf is this shit and why did i just spend 3 mins watching it? lol
The dog bummed me out
I thought this video wouldn’t be relevant for very long. I was so wrong.
It would be great if you did a squirrel factoid 😆 🤣 my mom and I would mute animal planet when I was young and talk for them🐐🦏🦒
I need this book 📖
"I knew I'd take the case". lol, definitely needs it's own follow-up video
Just remember. Animals are friends. Not prisoners. Let them live freely!
Im in a truck right now.. Your welcome and thank you for the entertainment. Please continue uploading content and i will continue to ensure that there will always be new tires for the cars that people cannot drive because old people may catch a cold.
I truly truly love these videos out of all the PLthrow videos I've ever watched these are by far my favorite especially the cat diary ones
Shrimp Noir: “Dressed to Krill”
"This too shall pass" said almost a year ago o_________________o Ps I never want to leave my dogs again.
What are the tubes of endless joy?
0:24 my brain the second I open animal crossing
Smelly babies! LMAO
Why i like so much this guy?
The goldfish doesn’t look ok
covid got me like this
dear zefrank, thank you from the bottom of my heart for inspiring a laugh during darker times.
What were the tubes of endless joy?
My dog passed away last year and the dogs part of this video just fucked me all up.
Been there, sorry to hear. It gets better though.
EXT. Night - Under Water Shrimp: Now that I am awake again, I can truly understand her plea for justice. It must be done. SHRIMP QUICKLY FLOATS INTO MOTION AT A PACE OF ~I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT. Shrimp: I must find the Blue Crabs that... no, not those crabs I have; the blue ones. I must find the Blue Crabs That killed her former lover. Perhaps she'll reward me with a bunch of pearls, which I can make a necklace out of. The Blue Crabs are a violent gang that reside in the western Atlantic region. Very dangerous place. Some are undercover in restaurants. They have eyes everywhere.
If you lack anxiety in your life try viewing your brown offerings to poseidon as your own smelly-babies that you carelessly throw out to fend for themselves, you heartless monster.
I'm getting addicted to his voice and jokes!! 😭✌✌✌🤩
I CAN'T BREATH!!!! Sooooo funny, oh gaaahd,!!!
DOG YOU DO NOT KNOW FOR WHAT YOU WISH
What are tubes of endless joy?
The cherry shrimp was my fave
"lest he ever fall" lol
sars-cov-2 is not the problem. the msm and government reaction yo sars-cov-2 is the problem. sickness and death has not increased one nit in 2020. how do you like them apples.
Yep, the constant hysteria is a hoax.
I’m curious what the tubes of endless joy are
Bob is so out of it he wondered into the thumbnail.
Whoever disliked this i challenge to a dual
I think this dude's been in quarantine too long
The narrator is awesome
My cat, Kat, is more like the dog. She is thrilled I finally am home. I happen to have a part time minimum wage job now walking distance from my home, and she looks sad when I go. But I have Christmas Eve and Christmas Day off, and what has she been doing? Sitting on me. She puts her paw on me and makes a startled firm MEW if I try to get up go even go pee. She makes a face of “you are not leaving me?” When I am showering or in the restroom more than a moment, she begins plaintively meowing for me, to see if I am still alive and here. After I come out and sit on the sofa, she jumps on me and places both arms on my thigh. “Never go away from me again, hubby! I love you.”
Ngl I was the worm fish thing but ima bout 7-ish months from being Bob
You mean Gen Z. Millenials are all adults.
the dogs reaction is spot on!
Thanks for making this whole mess suck a little less.
I just can’t with most of these. just too good
that freakin shrimp :D what the hell :D thats amazing
I'll rewatch this immediately!
When the fish said 'Kaylee!' I immediately thought I'd done something wrong.
You got out of your allotted coral spot, get back to that coral this instant!
oh my God so fucking funny!