How old are you? I think I've found my dad's illegitimate son that my sister's and I have been hunting for since we learned of his existence. My mom can't remember the name of the mother or the son and my dad died in 1997.
I say that because of cat talking about the Christmas tree. OMG you really could be family.
The Catlin Doughty book reference was priceless
I'd buy any audiobook narrated by zefrank. Don't care what it is. Zefrank is the new Morgan Freeman
this was so unexpectedly wholesome, this is good, this will be shared amongst my peoples.
This was disturbing.
zefraunkwon? that bone that lives in an elbow? 😳 I still donot know y I AM LMAO fginn FFfffunny TY
Micheal Mc? Hi🙃oh chit. U n Bebes have floored my ass & LMAO STILL!!
The cat in the thumbnail could see in the future. 😐
so, all these animals have the same voice?
Thanx for the laugh .
you are painfully unfunny
That paranoid cat is me ... And when I realise I haven't been blinking I voluntarily start blinking a bit too much still I forget again ... I can relate is what all I am saying
LMAO. 0:45 bit was pure sadistic awesomeness!
The tinsel story really hit home 😂 happened with our family cat when I was a kid. No tinsel in the Christmas tree since then...
This is hilarious
No shit, the cat eating the eyeballs is a real book.
Reminds me of those adds for Friskies cat food. Deeeear kitten.
I love you. Edit: also I may be drunk. it's hard to tell when you're this drunk. But I still love you.
Really bad CORPORATION media illegally pretending to be a utuber Creator... all these people do is lie
@ 1:47 is that someone's (or the cats) weed stash??
Oh God the point about the Christmas tree... I've been trying to make that same point forever now.
why does this exist
2:55 THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
Lmao.. cracked me up.
LOL, I needed this!
I'm ok with this turning out to be an add. Well done.
Dazzling indeed! 😊🐶🐱💖
I like the idea of my pets secretly being really judgmental of me. Like, I one apologized to my cat for not wearing a bra.
We put sugar water around the customers at work.. dress them up with iPhones..
This man can be an Audible reader.
Spoiler alert Dogs don't like eating pussy
Dafuq did I just watch???? I haven't reacted like this since watching "Sausage Party" in theatres.
You should be reading books for Audible.
"Don't worry, honey, it's not going on the internet."
“A Dog’s Purpose” I love those books 🥰
It's cute till you get to the commercial for Audible part. Then it's just another darn commercial. I'm so burned out on commercials... good try, though.
I had 1 pet named Dodge who was wiser than all of these pets combined!
Holidays are what you Americans call vacations.
Have you ever noticed how beautiful the eyes of animals are? I want big yellow eyes like that one cat.
Too good. Hope you have the best holiday season.
I put my tree 🎄 up every year my cat 🐈 that passed away she would climb up to top get all the pretty shinny ornaments. I put the cheap ones on the bottom and expensive ones at top. My kitty would get every pretty one down they be lying on the floor when I came home from work. I miss that little kitty. She would sleep in bottom of the tree after playing with all the pretty ornaments. I miss her love her 🥰🐈🎄❤️
Omg I needed this laugh xD
Holy cats ... My eyes are tearing I'm laughing so hard.
1:55 Look so much like Lulu.
Just now, Christmas Eve 2020, this shows up. I am glad. My cat is with me on my lap during covid. She thinks she married me when we met, at mom’s place, because she had been her cat. After my mom died last year after new year’s, she came to live with me, and she has never been more happy. I am very lucky. She doesn’t expect diamonds, only great food and boxes for Christmas. (I got her 4. Shh!)
I needed this lol
30-40 seconds in "...fast acupuncture, like getting a slow tattoo of just random bloody dots." What cat person can't relate to that? Too real, so funny.
You don't wanna be like a bald Egyptian cat. I mean c'mon Who really want to put sunscreen On a cat
Two videos and you've made me a subscriber! Please narrate my life...its dull 😫👍🏼
Yikes. It starts with a joke about something that's deadly. Tinsel doesn't go through animals without slicing through their intestines. Rarely survivable. Not funny.
Omg bend over to get a snack and suddenly my heads bobbing!! Killed me!
This is the dude who did the Whiskas commercials!! You are funny!!!! Tjese animal stuff is a hoot!!
These are funny thanks for sharing
Watching this in 2020...to brighten up this season.....we need it.
Very funny. Thank you!
I get all my advice on life from these videos.
Between the leaf-cutter ants and humans at Christmas time, I'm really glad I'm not a tree.
I love the first cat and dog being married, fits so well. Damn did i just ship a dog and cat
I hear Will Ferrell doing Morgan Freeman. Hilarious.
"It's like the corn kernel of Christmas decorations!" 😆😂🤣🖤👊🏼
I loved the section with the cats on drugs, not sure why but they where really funny to me
The paranoid cat sounds like me...every. single. day.
I'm writing a book and want zefrank to read it when it gets made into an audiobook.
The jumping on the bed part was great LOL
"I`m not paranoid, are YOU paranoid!?"
Cute little dog at 1:19 looks like he has wings growing out of his head...could be cast in a story of Christmas play, lol
on the nip..brillant
MUST WATCH AGAIN!! We sooo need this now!!!!!! ❤️. Ho Ho Ho what????
';' ˚仌.'˚仌.' "◔ ◔¨ * ..thank you¨ * ;'';
That grey cat is me. Especially in therapy!
1:48 Nice stash box :)
Lulu in your screenshot lol
Would love to see one for this year, lol. XD
It’s funny but my hubby says”Mickey says”...and then he makes up a cute story like this, and Mickey ,our dog just sits and looks exactly like what Dan says he is thinking. Mickey wags his tale as if to say”that’s it- just what I was thinking.” Our pets make our lives so much better!
wait.... a dream about coughing up a hair ball, that walks around like santa claus, then crawls up your butthole, just to couch it up again... and the cycles goes on...... WHAT?
I want my boyfriend to be like those dogs. "Its hard to love her, its painful, *actually* painful, but I love her"
Came for the thumbnail, stayed for the smooth talk
Your narration persona is awesome. Where did it come from... or do it just pop out of your butt like the hairball and go round and round like your a ride in a water park? Where does that even come from? I hope you someday realize you are a special light that brightens many souls. Rock On zefrank
Will my cat eat my eyeballs? Guess why I have to listen to the audiobook. Because I can't read it. Guess why.
How does he know about water parks 🤔
Love it just what we need for this time of year and shut downs😆😆😆😆💕
1:36 is me but all through 2020 🙃
That cat talking about how keeping a christmas tree is hardcore doesn't know even a fraction of what humans do on large scales.