True Facts: Macaques

Opublikowany 25 cze 2020
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Thanks to Dr. Erin Riley, Dr. Kathryn Devaney,
and Dr. Lauren Brent for their time helping
me with research.

Cédric Sueur & Marie Pelé
shot the wonderful sequences on
Kōjima Island. They have an
incredible book on Snow Monkeys
which you can find at:

They also have many more videos
on their YT channel:
Macaque Stone Tools Footage from
"Technological Response of Wild Macaques (Macaca fascicularis) to Anthropogenic Change
by Lydia V. Luncz, Magdalena S. Svensson, Michael Haslam, Suchinda Malaivijitnond,
Tomos Proffitt & Michael Gumert"
The inclusion of this footage in no way means that the authors of this paper endorse the commentary of this video.
Additional footage used under license from:
Envato Elements


  • "It's too long to be mehcock..."

  • "it's too long to be mah-cock" i hear you

  • Yea we do keep it locked up inside but we like ice fishing

  • I'm laughing my ass off, but this was so much good information at once. You tha best

  • very good this film

  • I came back to hear “the science word for taint”

  • Macaco ?

  • As well as entraining, this is very funny. I love it.

  • Hahahaha hot tub got hotter. Two monkeys 😒😒🙂

  • "Except the Canadians, they keep it all locked up inside". I feel seen.

  • As a Canadian I both resent and completely agree with that statement. It is -40° and my window and fan are open to my room for fresh air...

  • 5:14 "It's like Game of Thrones but with less nudity" What is he talking about? The macaques are naked all the time?


  • I like the thumbnail

  • "Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me." Did ZeFrank work with Adam Eget in his early days?

  • So that's how you pronounce "macaques".

  • You my friend are a true comedic genius.

  • One of the first videos I watched after the great Texas internet and power outage of ‘21. Can’t begin to tell you how much this was sorely needed!!!!😂😂😂😂

  • “Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron” gave me a headache


  • just a little something, caca means sh*t in spanish LOL ma sounds like your saying my caca HAHAHAAHAHAHAH

  • Too long to be ‘mah cock’

  • Penis.

  • macaques really hairy

  • "Ill take it al dente" made me spit my cheeros on my screen.

  • Poor Jerry...can't seem to do anything right.

  • We sure do, twitch twitch

  • Watch this video New white tiger 4k

  • True fact: you’re amazing. Thank you!

  • Very good Canadian joke

  • Jerry. Don't proof read. please.

  • I never expected to be so surprised....till I saw that evil duck thing....

  • My dude narrating sound like Morgan Freeman brother 😭🤣

  • Ninja Brian: .....

  • Macaques will eventually overthrow the human race and I'm here for it.

  • The thing is humans can't even drink sea water or else we'll die.

  • Why do i have an er*ction

  • How was Emaw so innovative?

  • “Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you’ll find me.”

  • perineum the science word for taint. lol

  • I'm binging on these videos again. For some reason my PLthrow app added subtitles to this video and refers to these monkeys as "mecanics" and I'm here for it.

  • Mah cack! We wuz kongs!

  • Theyre like humans :)

  • Its too long to be macock 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • I'm reporting you to my conscience for making me laugh at butt swellings

  • Cracking up and fascination is the two things that happen to me when I watch your videos. Humans don't usually exhibit these two behaviors simultaneously! You're a genius sir.

  • Just like humans. Everybody is stupid until one guy solves a problem then he or she is imitated by another.

  • That game makes me want to vomit my intestines up the jump rope with them as I jump off a cliff

  • 2 3rds of the way to french fries

  • "Look up a picture of a dictonary inside of a moron and you'll find a picture of me." ... Raises finger. ... Lowers finger.

  • 8:47

  • Yes

  • I wish zefrank called me BEHBE

  • Lmao I use that dictionary insult on my brother all the time. "If you look up 'moron' in the dictionary, you'll find your picture right next to it." 🤣

  • Man, these are great. Even the commercials are good.

  • Cant wait for macaque to have a good time

  • "mah cock"

  • Well Marvel wins the "Small-primate-with-human-level-intelligence" contest, clearly. All DC has in that regard is Detective Chimp. Hitmonkey is way cooler than a Simian Sherlock Holmes. DC makes up for it with larger intelligent apes though, with Grodd, Ultrahumanite, Congorilla, and Mallah. Lot of gorillas.

  • it’s crazy to think that our existence relies on a single monkey like potato. They did things differently and now we exist. life’s wild

  • And great timing! My students are observing water bears in lab 12 days from now. I'll open lab that day with this video.

  • A society of animals who don't wear clothes still has less nudity than "Game of Thrones." XD

  • Mehcacks

  • “Pride and prejudice and zombies “reference… How is he so brilliant. Even his sponsorship placement was so good I didn’t zip through it.

  • It’s not too long to be macawk. lol ok this guy is so wonderful.


  • “Mah-cack”? No, it’s too long to be Mah-cack

  • Oh no, us Canadians bitch about it too. We just usually start the sentence by saying "I'm sorry" in advance which causes people to stop listening.

  • Ah yes, Mah-Cock. I understand the name perfectly.

  • Look up a picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you’ll find me

  • 6:51

  • macock

  • stone in focus

  • these are the dumbest creatures on the face of the planet

  • I'm laughing the whole time I'm watching this. Ahahahaha

  • Ahhh nothing better than taking a warm bath with friends.

  • I want you to do ad reads for everything now. It's like Jaboodydubs but now I want the product.

  • What always bothered me, is what happens to these macaques when they come out of the hot tub? How come they don't freeze to death??

  • 0:10 "It's too long to be ma cock," said no man ever.

  • His voice worths a million dollars

  • can you make a video about Orangutans? they are so funny in the jungle school

  • 1:05 he found us out...

  • I love Macaques, my favorite marvel assassin is actually a Macaque, they literally just call him Hit Monkey ~edit~ Oh shit he's actually in the video, awesome

  • Beautiful beings💕

  • Neat

  • They're pretty much in a stone age now. It's crazy!

  • Completetly irrelevant; macaque (written as "ma cac") is pounced the same as "I'm taking a c*ap" in my mother tongue. I s*it you not (pun intended)

  • 3:02 love that virtual ape

  • "in the north of Japan" - corresponding point is literaly in the center of japan

  • I've been at that snow monkey park. Honestly quite relaxing and peaceful

  • After Oppih I think zefrank has a bit of an obsession with playing animals backwards.

  • monke

  • There are rumors of them living in the valleys near Niagara Falls Canada. So there fun facts.

  • "I swear, Look at the picture of a dictionary inside of a moron and you'll find me" This man is an absolute legend.

  • you andmorgon freemen need to have a nar-off i can't decide whos better

  • Too long to be macaqu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Monkeys are so smart! It's impressive what some of them have learned to do out in the wild

  • "Ma-cock? No, it's too long to me 'ma-cock.'" Took me too long to work that one out.

  • The comedy channel that expands my knowledge