True Facts: Mating Dance of the Ostrich

Opublikowany 7 sty 2020
Ostrich Song: zefrank.bandcamp.com/track/ostrich-song
Support this madness: www.patreon.com/truefacts
CREDITS:
By Ze Frank
All media used under license and with permission:
Footage of the Ostrich: Jackson Hart Grady plthrow.info/my/wideo/rqVziKzVya9_laM.html
6 Audio Track from Tom Moore: soundcloud.com/querflote
Voice of Female Ostrich: Caitlin Roukin
Voice of Male Ostrich, Host: Ze Frank
"Ostrich Song" Written and Performed by Ze Frank

Komentarze

  • 😂😂😂🤣😂 if these kids are idiots, I'm gonna track you down

  • Hmm....Close to the end of the internet I have reached.

  • Daaaamn is just imposible not to vibe

  • What an amazing video

  • Why has jamming out like this during sex just totally never occurred to me? Like, I guess asking my gf to assume the position and just kinda wait while I belt out some tunes would be pretty awkward.... But I mean, now I really want to.

  • Ostrich steak is delicious

  • That's 2 minutes of my life im never getting back

  • I wonder how zefrank got someone to voice act a ostrich

  • what the fuck my friend sent this to me

  • I hate how catchy these songs are 😂

  • Oh god dammit I'm about to go to bed and this is going to be stuck in my head for a thousand years

  • The cameraman...

  • XD he was so jammin.. His ostrich meat, to the beat.. XD

  • This is one if my favorite channels. He is so funny

  • "if these kids are idiots im gonna track you down"

  • consously uncouple XD

  • :D he cures depression

  • AH yeah, that's so funky

  • Stepbro pls no

  • Why the hell does “Magic Joel” sound familiar?

  • 🤔looks like hes the only one enjoying it. I think this is my exs totem🤣😝

  • Because that's how an ostrich do!

  • “Why the fuck did I sit so far away?” 😂

  • “I spell Ostrich with a capital D, gotta pay for the O cause the D ain’t free” Straight fire...

  • My brain was blasting this song during my last job interview

  • He's getting his jollies and she's falling asleep. Such an accurate depiction of sex it's almost frightening.

  • I have a weird ostrich obsession

  • "that don't make sense" just kills me 🤣🤣

  • "If these kids are idiots i'ma track you down" 😂😂😂😂

  • I spell ostrich with a capital D, you gotta pay for the O cuz the D ain't free (that don't make sense)

  • Top mating plthrow.info/my/wideo/loycm3jWtLKBinU.html

  • What an accurate representation of my wife during sex.

  • Did..... did yall just fool me into watching ostrich sex?

  • Sounds like Jack Stauber

  • When you have had 1 too many drinks.

  • This is like a if animal planet made a big wild life NSP song

  • Reminds me of old GTA music.

  • Очень интересный видео

  • The female ostrich is still eating during 😂😂😂😂😂 This video is incredible.

    • You can tell she is just putting up with this cause she has to. They nailed her personality....just like he nailed her.

  • Zefranks greatest gift to humanity: Sexy BIRD FUNK! So funky...

  • Damn, that's one amazing OsDrich.

  • I love how she's just carrying on eating lol

  • I gotta try this

  • What was that bounteous baselines please zeFrank tell me I play an instrument myself I would like to jam with you

  • 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am literally dying right now

  • This is the strangest porno I've ever seen...but it's working for me... Haha! This was hilarious man! Keep up the good work!

  • ‘Male: “Why did I sit so far away” trots “Heyy” Female: “Just get it done”

  • Male ostriches spouge A LOT

  • I can't believe you made ostriches fucking enjoyable and not awkward Until you realize you're bobbing your head to a song while you're watching two ostriches fuck

  • Hands up if you just realized zefrank tricked you into watching an entire video of ostriches boinking.

  • Fecking brilliant 👍

  • I feel like I need an extended version of the song.... I think there's something wrong with me 😂

  • Dying at the “Magic Joe” 😂😂😂

  • Always appreciate the people who know they look like idiots on the internet. Those are the best people.

  • Nice moves, now you owe me child support, Sucker!

  • Why the fuck did I sit so far away 😂😂💀💀

  • I always come back to this and the Puffin song 😂😂 please do more like these if you can, they’re awesome! ❤️❤️

  • That song really builds to a climax..

  • You are tooooo silly! And everyone loves you for it!

  • What was that? 1:01 is that a byurd?

  • This song is better than 90% of the song thats playing right now.

  • Listening to this has finally got ‘Koalas in the rain, no fucks given’ off repeat in my head...

  • The funniest thing I have ever seen on PLthrow.

  • Is this anyone else's go-to when they're baked?

  • Anyone familiar with the Skata'ne and Stikini from Final Fantasy XIII?

  • she seems pretty underwhelmed...

  • She just sits there and eats..and he's all dancing...

  • That was hilarious!!

  • It started as parody of Sir Richard Attenborough and quickly went to downright bizarre and hilarious. She kept their erotic encounter as strictly business of biological compulsion.

  • Please make more of theses, they're not only hilarious, but the music is great as well

  • If these kids are idiots, I am gonna track you down 🤤🤤

  • She had a snack during it.

  • If David Attenborough was from the colonies...

  • capital "D"

  • Dude wtf

  • Bro he said I spell Ostrich with a capital D 😭🤣

  • You gotta love how she's grazing through the whole thing. That's like having your partner texting during sex.

  • I can’t even explain how great this is. I keep watching it over and over! 0:20 you’re welcome.

  • 😂😂😂 I wasn’t ready for another mating song but gawd I loved it- man is a genius and I wish I found him sooner

  • Go Magic Joe!!

  • 1:10 "Yes!! 🎵bah-dow-dowm...🎵" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • this is ostrich porn

  • Genuinely. LMAO

  • fun fact: if an ostrich is desperate enough, it will do this dance just. randomly, in the vicinity of whatever human is (un)fortunate enough to be paying attention to it at the time. source: i volunteered at an aquarium, and the ostrich was the first thing i saw every day when walking towards the front entrance... first time i ever saw that display!!

  • "If these kids are idiots I'm gonna track you down..."

  • 0:51 ''Heeeeey''

  • I think thia one is my favorite one so far.

  • Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin.

  • It's better IRL. Actually saw that as a kid at a zoo with the family. We had absolutely no idea what we were watching until the male got off the female. My brothers, sister and I were asking, "What is that? It's huge." My mother was horrified and embarrassed. She said something like, "Nothing to see, let's go." while my father was holding back laughter. Childhood memories....

  • OMG she is so bored lmao

  • True confession: my family has banned me from this video. They claim that this sexy ostrich love ballad is too catchy& upbeat because it has warped my brain. i embarrass my kids when i unconsciously start to sing it at inappropriate times outloud with conviction.

  • From a time when 2020 wasn't a complete and utter hellhole

  • So that's what it looks like when an ostrich does the walk of shame 😂

  • PLthrow lets you watch things at half speed. Or double speed. Both are highly entertaining. eNJoY tHe sLow MOtioN SmExy OStRich dAncE

  • The song is brilliant 😂🙃🥴🤦🏾‍♀️

  • This year really went downhill after this

  • "I spell ostrich with a capital D" I choked on my water

  • OMG! BEST SHI% EVR! DYING🤣!

  • I actually love this fking song! Plz make a longer version 🥺🥺🥺

  • Oht". Grind'em inta boner pills. But it's a majestic..Noh't, noh noh... Boner pills...