True Facts: Killer Surfing Snails

Opublikowany 1 maj 2020
Not. The. Pouch.
Koala T-shirts:
I completely messed up and missed this credit:
Vinthi Neufeld PHOTOGRAPHY
Vinthi supplied the amazing Bullia videos with the BlueBottle which is incorrectly attributed
Dr. Winfried Peters:
Dr. Peters spent hours sorting through his research and sending me notes and files. His research is what got me excited about O.semistriatta and I can't be more grateful to have had his help. I have listed a number of his papers further below, and I have made a donation to in his name.
Nathan Robinson:
Nathan was extremely helpful and generous with his time and footage and gave my early script a once over. His research is pretty amazing - on turtles and the giant squid. His hermit crab video is so great in its entirety. Sub to his channels!
Dr.Jon-Paul Bingham
One of cone snail feeding videos came from this lab and it was such an excellent example of the behavior! Thank you so much!
Dr. Mande Holford
Dr. Holford does amazing research on the toxicology of Conus and shared two amazing clips.
Alysia Daines
Alysia helped me identify the O.Semistriatta in the first place and led me to Dr. Peters. Thank you!!


  • "She travels by foot. *Chuckles* Sorry, dad joke." C'mon, *We all know what that means.*

  • The narrator is so flipping hilarious!

  • NYAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Mom: What are you doing up this late? Me: Well, you see, there's this snail-

  • Wow, thats a nice way to teach us about snails. Nice humor. 🖖

  • Yknow, for snails mr.aggro is very fast

  • Aggaronia doesnt give a crap

  • Go Abi go! 😂

  • “On this bitch, BEACH”

  • Zefrank: "There's something very ironic about dying in a ballsack" The vore community: "There's something very erotic about dying in a ballsack"

  • 3:08 “However Abigail is not the only surfer in this bi- beach though...” Ummmm lolz the slip ups are funny

  • The cone snail terrifies me. It's venom is more than powerful enough to kill a human nearly as fast.

  • Like a bierd

  • “ Abby ain’t the only surfer on this bitch .. beach though” 😂😂😂😂

  • trying to eat a people'sLOL!

  • I learned as much stuff from here as I would from BBC Earth

  • video sucked,great ad's though add more of them

  • this is the most fun class I have ever been in!

  • I don't like ocean monsters of any size 😕

  • I honestly thought this was something pulled from a TV documentary or something and slowly heard it getting edgier and edgier then realised what I was in for I've now subscribed

  • If you see this video on your feed, my condolences youre a geek

  • holy fuck this guy is an idiot! subbed

  • That documentary was sooo internet (I´ll use "internet" here as an adjective to those who wonder)

  • Behbeh!!!

  • This was truly a spiritual journey

  • I want this speaker to talk about my useless life. I expect many death jokes.

  • The narrator! LOL! I can't!

  • Did I really just watch this? Yeah...

  • "There's a lot of typewriters, and there's a lot of monkeys, and they're all drawing dicks in the sand" Not the proverb we need, but the one we deserve

  • Imagine being bitten by this thing. I have shills thinking about it. I hate crawlers. Snakes, slugs, snails, I hate them all

  • The speaker of this video just keeps me laughing with his humor and way of speech. 😂😂😂

  • I literally jumped when he ‘chomped”!

  • 9:23 XD hahahaha that ones slurpy XD

  • I want to feel relaxed thanks to the narrator's voice.. but the footage of the snails make me feel terrified, and the jokes make me laugh uncontrollably.. this is how everything should be presented

  • Holy shit this dude is hilarious I had to sub nature documentary that’s funny hell yea

  • Maybe cover Sea Horses? 😁

  • I wish all documentaries will be delivered this way. I bet a lot of people will really learn from these. 🤣 oh God, this one's a trip!!! 😅🤣

  • Who let memer writing documentary?

  • Did any of you guys find this strangely terrifying? I feel like my genuine interest slowly turn into a phobia

  • Me: can never find a good starting line Zefrank: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • No idea surfing snails existed super cool

  • All I ever think about 8s killing myself. Not 9ne thing else

  • Did everyone here him say... -Bitch-

  • Bitch, I mean beach LOL

  • Snail Snail Snail Snail Snwil

  • “Think somewhere between foreskin and a vest - mmmm, comfortable!”

  • This guys commentary is hilarious to my dirty mind

  • Y’all don’t realise this but this is actually a vore fanfic

  • 3:50 LOL. So true! most surfers turn into glorified beach bums.

  • 3:10

  • You are Fantastic! Awesome production, craft, subject, camera work, presentation! A new favorite. Outstanding talent. Much Respect. Thank you

  • Hahaha how did I get’s a very bad bebe, or beats dying in a ballsac kept me here, lol

  • "it's kinda ironic to die in a testicle" 😂😂😂


  • I love this guy🤣🤣🤣

  • “They’re going to die too” Wait why do you say that with such a calm voice-

  • The last ones swallow their prey made me think of cell from dbz when he absorbed the androids

  • What I learned from this 10 minute video is that Agaronian has a vore fetish and if you finished watching the entire video you probably have a vore fetish too

  • 5:35 I love this

  • best video ever

  • "sort of like how human surfers eventually lose their shirts and shoes.... and jobs" lmao

  • "Oh no. Don't go that way... Oh. Welp. She went that way..." *CHOMP*

  • Your videos have brought me so much joy over the years. Thank you for each and every hilarious one❤👍

  • like a bihyurhde

  • “However Abigail Is Not The Only Surfer On This Bitch .... BEACH Tho” 😭😭

  • Who was singing at 0:00?

  • Did he say bitch then beach like nothing happened


  • it's a flexible sheet of teeth like fleshy fleshy sandpaper hahah lmao

  • 3:11 beach XD

  • funny and I've learned a few things. I enjoyed this.

  • This got sexual real quick

  • The way he says babies😂

  • "kinda ironic to die Ina testicle " 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead

  • you know i just try to learn a little about everything so i find to say " just the facts mam " is not what i would ask of just anybody....dry wit what would anything really mean without it?

  • *watching the video normally* hey where do I remember this dudes voice- oh. yeah he made that.

  • My new favorite narrator holy fuck🤣

  • Milly child out bruh😩💅

  • I love your bones........they smell good. Thank you john rambo 🙂 me love u!

  • A "snot net" that eats the waves backwash..😂🤣 I have no idea who this guy is, but he is freaking hilarious!!! He's got my subscription, I've not laughed at a video like that in so long!!

  • "Think somewhere between foreskin and a vest. . . Comfy." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • This is the best!!! 😍

  • I'm already inlove with the speaker. 😂♥️

  • Automatically subscribed to my new favorite channel

  • did he say bitch HAHAHAHAH XD

  • Now I know why Spongebob loves Gary so much.

  • Why have I just found out about this channel? Where was this at the start of covid?

  • Here lies Abigail She help making a good documentary, and a funny intro

  • I read the tittle to "Killing Suffering Snails"

  • "Abigail isnt the only snail on this bitch, beach" anyone else catch that lol

  • the clay demonstration didnt do shit in explaining anything xD

  • Millie was a dedicated mother who both loves dancing and drama and also gets a seizure every first time she sees sunlight

  • 3:11 they accidentally said the b word

  • 7:59 Isnt that one of those Man o war things though?

  • Now teddy is on draugs

  • 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

  • I think we have found the next David Attenborough


  • “Don’t go that way.. oh she went that way.. CHOMP”